Activities April-June 2016
Wed. April 13—Regular Meeting
Sat. April 16—Sorting Ducks at Lion Schmidt’s
house—food & beer!
Wed. April 20--Board of Directors Meeting
Sat. April 23—Lose the Litter Day
Wed. April 27--Regular Meeting
Sat. April 30—Progressive Dinner
Tues, May 3—Red Cross Blood Drive
Sat, May 7—Home Front Repair
Wed. May 11—Honan Trull Awards Dinner
Sat. May 14—Flag Day-- Flag Presentation
Wed. May 18--Board
of Directors
Wed. May 25—Regular Meeting –Installation
Sat. May 28—Great Pootatuck Duck Race—need all hands
Sun. June 5—Regular Meeting—Ladies Night!
Wed. June 8—Hospice Breakfast
Sat. June 11—Orchard Hill Clean Up
Wed. June 15—Board of Directors
President’s Letter April 2016
Fellow Members
Spring is always a busy time for the Newtown Lions Club. We have many
challenges with getting our Duck Race flowing and getting the Mustang Raffle
on the road along with our many other spring activities. Fortunately, we
have several new members this year which is a big boost to our club. I want
to welcome the new members and look forward to all the contributions they
will bring. Special thanks to those members who brought in the new members.
.
We are settling in to her new home at Filet. I am happy they have
the
restaurant search behind us and look forward to our enjoying our new
meeting
home. Our recent meeting for members and the children had a great
program
by Fidelco including two of their beautiful service dogs. That
dinner,
however, had relatively few children in attendance to the point
where I
think we have evaluate continuing this event in the future.
This is the time of year for us to come out and enjoy the spring air
and the
club offers many ways to accomplish that. Nothing like enjoying
the
spring fresh air while selling Duck tickets. That is of course unless
you
have the morning shift at the General Store where the fresh morning
air is
replaced with the scent of bacon from their breakfast special.
Other
opportunities for fresh air are Earth Day, volunteers are needed at
the fair
as well as for Lose the Litter cleanup program. We have the
Orchard Hill
where we clean up the trails and remove invasive plants and
Home Front Day when
we have a
one day blitz repairing a Newtown home.
And, of course, on
Memorial Day Weekend its Duck Race day. That is
always a great day and I
feel we are going to have a bright and sunny day
for a great race.
I also look forward to getting together with you at the post Duck
Race
party. After all our efforts to make the Duck Race happen, it is
great to
get together with Lions and family for a well-deserved
celebration. Our
other upcoming social event is the Progressive Dinner at
the end of April.
Thanks for all who have opened their homes as hosts and
we look forward to a
great night of food and friendship.
Our car committee has again come up with another sharp looking Mustang for
this year's raffle. With your help we hope for another record breaking
year. Car committee members will focus on taking the car to events through
April and most of May so that the rest of the club can support the Ducks.
Our appreciation goes out to the car committee for all the work they do.
So - onto the excitement of the spring as we delve into our many
projects
and events. I want to thank everyone for their participation as
it is really
needed at this time of year. So let's all have a great
spring and show what
the Lions can do.
Lion Jim
Science
Exam—Real Questions and Real Answers
A.
He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
A.
The body is consisted into three parts—the brainium, the borax and
the abdominal cavity. The
brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the hearts and lungs, and
the abdominal cavity contained the five bowels--A, E, I O and U.
Doings of the
Pride
The snow birds are gradually returning, depending on
whether they went for a month as Dick and Marie
Sturdevant did or six like
Gordon and Betty Mounts.
Bruce and Jane Landgrebe enjoyed visiting Tom and Evelyn Evagash at
their home in The Villages. Tom
reports that he has mostly liked the weather and his time there has passed
quickly. However, he complained
that he didn’t play as much golf as
he would have liked. Paul and
Liz Arneth really enjoyed their three months in Venice on the west coast of
Florida. Of particular
enjoyment to Paul was the pool which was very near and didn’t necessitate a
car ride to get there. With the pool so near by, I bet his strokes improved
in their three months. They saw a number of Newtown friends while there
including the Sturdevents, the Miklaszeskis
One blemish during their sojourn was the fact that their computer was
hacked. The first they knew of
it was when one or two women called Liz asking if she was all right.
Seems they had gotten an email saying that Liz was stranded somewhere
in South America and needed funds.
Many of us who received the email recognized
the scam but a few did not and made the calls.
Paul thinks that installation of Mal Ware will take care of the
issue.
Not Florida sojourners but at Hilton Head, South
Carolina were Walt and Peggy Schweikert and Augie and Donna D’Alesandro. and
their wives in early March..
They enjoyed walking on the beach and dining in many of the seafood
restaurants on the island. They
took side trips to Charleston and Savannah where they enjoyed being driven
around in horse drawn carriages.
One of the highlights of the trip was a tour of Charleston Harbor
where they cruised past Ft. Sumpter, the site of the first shots of the
Civil War. . . .Andre Iorio returned from a great
week with his son, Matthew, and his
three grandchildren, ages six, nine and eleven at Disney World.
Kids had a great time.
Andrew said it was so great that it was hard to get them to bed at night and
harder to get them up! Among
the highlights was the Star Wars section.
Two of his grandchildren dressed up as accolades.
Darth Vadar came out and
actually dueled with them.
Another high point was taking the Hogwarts Express, a real train that took
everyone to Harry Potter land where there were many exciting things to
experience. A great trip for
all!
Lion Bob Schmidt just celebrated his 10th anniversary as a Newtown
Lion. Many of you might remember how Bob became Lion Bob. Back
in 2004 and 2005 he played for several of our parties (as a singer
guitarist) before Jon Christensen invited him to become a member. Bob
saw what a great group of guys the Newtown Lions were, took Jon up on his
offer, and the rest is history.
Up until his wife Josie retired from teaching at Middle Gate
Elementary School, Bob performed as a solo act. Immediately
after she retired Bob put her right to work singing & playing the flute with
him and they named their duo, SOLID GOLD TIMES TWO. The name comes
from the fact that they play the solid gold oldies from the 40's to the 80's
as well as many current hit songs. Their daughter, Lauren, made a
website where you can see and hear them play:www.SolidGoldTimesTwo.com
Bob and Josie have been performing at Connecticut vineyards, private
parties and most recently at Filet (yes, the place where we now hold our
meetings). They will return to Filet on May 27 and invite you to join
the fun.
An Alabama Pastor
An
Alabama pastor said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has
spread a rumor that I belong to
the Ku Klux Klan. This is a
horrible lie. I am embarrassed
and do not intend to accept this.
Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from
God and his Christian family.”
No one moved.
The preached continued, “Do you have the nerve to face
me and admit this is a falsehood?
Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart
you will feel better.
Now stand and confess.”
Again, all was quiet.
Then, slowly, a drop dead gorgeous blonde with a body
that would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew.
Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, “Reverend
there has been a terrible misunderstanding.
I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan.
I simply told a couple of my friends
that you were a wizard under the sheets.”
The preacher fell over, the wife fainted and the
congregation roared!
The 16th Annual Duck Race
is Coming on Saturday May 28
All Lions are invited to attend and/or help out.
This year we have over $4,400 in prizes., the most we have ever had.
Duck Race chair, Bob Schmidt is hoping for a record setting year for ticket
sales. He is inviting ALL Lions over to his house from 10:00 to 4:00
on Saturday, April 16 and Sunday April 17 to help sort out the 4,000 ducks.
He will be offering beer, wine, soda and hot dogs. You are welcome to bring
family members (grandchildren, children, etc.)
Bob sent out a call for Lions to help with managing the parking lot
entrance. So far, Jeff Pierce and Walt Schweikert have volunteered,
but Bob says he could use two more Lions so that Jeff and Walt don't have to
do it all by themselves. Bob and the committee invite all Lions and
their families to come to the Duck Race. It is just a fun day for
everyone. After the race is over, there will be an "After Party" held
at the Congregational Church on West St. There will be plenty of food
and drink (beer, wine and soda) as the party is run by the official party
master himself - Lion George Arfaras.
In the meantime, Lion Corey is working hard setting up the schedule
to sell Duck Race Tickets. If you have two hours to spare please sign
up. It's fun, it's easy and it's only two hours!
New
Lions in the Pride
Most of us have met our new Lion, Mary Jo Brett, as
she has come to our parties and social engagements with her husband, Bill.
When she knew that women were now welcome in the Newtown Lions, she
didn’t waste much time before she applied.
She brings a lot of organizational skills to the club.
She has been in charge of various committees and organizations such
as the Kentwood Lake Homeowners Association and as a board member of the
Kent Library. A science teacher
for thirty-five years, she also was involved writing science curriculum.
She has three children, Richard, Linda and Judith and five grandsons.
No pretty pink dresses in Mary Jo’s future it seems.
Always active in church groups, she currently works at the Newtown
Congregational Church thrift store, the Cornerstone, twice a week.
From the above, it should be obvious that Mary Jo will be a good
asset to our group ! She will do a lot more than just break the ice!
You may also have met our second new Lion, that is if
you like to have a nip now and then.
And that is because new Lion, Steve Small, is one of the mainstays at
Yankee Liquor. Steve after
graduating from the University of Delaware and getting an M.B.A. at Pace,
spent a little time in corporate America.
Not finding that attractive he took a chance and with a friend opened
a pub in West Virginia. He has
been in the spirits business every since, later owning his own liquor store
in Newtown and then working at Yankee.
As he says “wine is my hobby as well as vocation and avocation.”
Steve is married to Sue and has two children, Eddie and Karen .When
he is not involved in his “vocation and avocation” he enjoys most sports
especially the Steelers and Pirates.
Recently he has been glued to the television set watching U Conn
basketball. Steve appears
already to be an enthusiastic new Lion!
A third new member of the pride is Jim Ondak.
Jim hails from snowy Buffalo, New York, and attended school there
As a high school student
he loved all sports but especially
baseball. Graduating as the
valedictorian, he was welcomed to college where he majored in physics.
He has had a variety of jobs ranging from software development to
software engineering and project management.
Among the prominent corporations he has worked for are Perkin Elmer,
Taunton Technology, Dunn and Bradstreet and IBM.
Along the way he has had a part in many creative endeavors.
For example, he was in on the
development of lasik surgery.
Another high light was helping to build a digital imagining system to
analyze our famous documents: the Constitution, the Bill of Rights and the
Declaration of Independence. More
currently he developed the project management curriculum at the University
of New Haven. Although he has
moved on, he is proud that the course work and major that he worked so hard
to create is going strong. Jim
has an unusual hobby and that is knitting.
Once his wife, Andrea, knit a skiing cap for him but something was
wrong with it so he asked her to knit another.
Somehow she didn’t get around to it so he picked up the needles and
let them rip. Scarves, socks
and sweaters and other things
have come off those needles. A major hobby that he shares with Andrea is
cycling. They can’t wait to get
on those bicycles and hit the roads this spring.
Last summer they logged
2000 miles. With such a resume
it is apparent that Jim will bring his energy and creative talents to our
club. We welcome him!
Bringing a Refugee Family to
Our Area
The Newtown Congregational Church and Trinity
Episcopal Church have launched a committee to try to bring a refugee family
to our area. There is a great
Connecticut group, IRIS, based in
New Haven who has been given the mandate by the federal government to find
refugee homes.
But who are the refugees?
They are people from war
torn countries whose homes have often been destroyed or they live in terror.
They are carefully vetted by about seven different agencies of the
Federal Government. The process takes almost two years.
It is such a wonderful humanitarian thing to do that Lions
International has been promoting it.
IRIS says that their aim is to have the refugee family totally
independent in six months and this usually happens.
Refugees have access to some state and federal funds and food stamps
but the sponsoring organizations and others need to provide about $5000.
A good bit of this money would go for first and last month’s rent.
So, I’m hoping our Lions Club will help this worthy humanitarian
endeavor in two ways. I would
like a line item put in the budget to help with the cost.
Secondly, I hope Newtown Lions would help with
the various committees.
Gary Frey and Dave Landau have already agreed to serve on the housing
committee.
The main committees are:
A. Helping to find transportation for the
family,
B.
Helping the bread winner to find a job,
C.
Helping the family to find housing and furnishings
D.
Getting the kids, if there are any, enrolled in school,
E. Helping them
to get a drivers license
F. Helping them learn English,
G.
Transporting them to various appointments such as their doctors’
exams done free by the Yale New Haven hospital.
Those are the main committees that need to be
manned. If you volunteer, you
will join others who have also agreed to work on this one issue.
If you can help with any of these issues, please call me at
203-405-6392 or email me at
gmwllw@charter.net.
And wives can help, too!
Remember our motto—“We Serve”.
Your editor Gordon
Ambiguities
7. Can an atheist get
insurance against acts of God?